Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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Last blog post: June 30, 2011

I haven't been here for a year and a *cough*..
SPIDERWEBS! WHAT THE HELL.
Anyway yeah, was inspired to come back by another pretty lady,
To settle my dust and sp*cough*ider*cough*webs.

Don't even get me started on why i decided to quit blogging.
Partly because I developed the writer's block and I was too busy,
(We'll never push it to our laziness do we?)

Moving on, i noticed Blogger has some changes on the way we write a new post!
Interesting,
and I'm still looking for someone who's willing to help me hide my archieves away from viewers,
since i was sucha troll back then.

Well, Mid Semester Test's in a week.
I haven't been preparing,
so i guess it'll be another shitty week.
Here i go again!
I'll be back, but not anytime soon.

We all wanted the same don't we Boo? ;)

Yeah its playing right now on my iTunes.
Eminem's lyrics always inspires me.
Although he's considered one of the best rapper,
he's lonely.

And sometimes i do feel sad for him.

Well its already the new term of school..
Ok its already the new term of school two months ago -_-"
These few days had been hard on me.
5 continuous papers, ain't i saint? :/

Alright, back to my revision for Materials.
Give me a break will ya :/
I just came back from a 6 months break :).

Labels: Now hush lil baby don't you cry

Hi Singaporeans! Americans! Australians! China Republic Citizen! Malaysians! Indonesians! Japanese! Koreans!

Im back from my break :D.
Actually there was no break -.-

Well since everyone know 7th May was the day i went to the gym Singapore General Elections day.
Almost EVERYONE.
When i said that i mean people from other countries.
(Y)

And as a Singapore Youth Citizen whos reaching 22 by the next GE, i was watching the election going on live too :P
-The below mentions are considered offensive/repulsive and abusive so i'll skip that part- :)

MOVING on,
I wanna show this blog to the others, but im still far from completing the revamps.
Peggy's not free, so i'll not broadcast this blog for the time being.
Well till then.

Only the old birds will get to see these posts, if they remember my url -.-.
DOUCHE.

Ciaos.

Labels: Marshmallow.

Dear Blogger,

How are you?
Doing fine? Don't worry im good here in Singapore Poly :)
My friends are awesome so don't worry that i'll get bullied :D
I love to disturb Taecyeon lovers and SHINee lovers :P

But in the end i'll play with them and randomly dance.
So far, school has been great and i had lotsafun in there.
Right now im poking my ass into my class's group on facebook,
apparently they're starting a big big discussion all about life in SP and gossips,
so im gonna pangseh you now and start rolling the ball :D

I really hope to see you next time :)
With lots of love,

Dustin Cheber.

Labels: DMLS

So how's school going?
Fun? Dramatic? Sexiting? Rigorous?

Actually school would be FUN if there were no:
-Exam
-Homework(s)
-Bullies
-Demanding teachers
-Rules
and many more reasons..

But have you ever thought what would happen if school doesn't have the above mentioned stuffs.
Wouldn't it be just a normal day at your 2nd Home?
Talking and chatting away having fun.
Then whats the meaning of school to you? LOL
Controversial right?

Think about it, and maybe you can reply me in the tagbox :P
(Actually i just want my tagbox to revive -.-)

Ok thats beside the point, just tryna deliver the idea that school is important.
Nothing much. Feeling bored anyway.

Im gonna tear down the archive page soon.
And that is if Peggy would be so kind to lend me a helping hand.
It contains alot of hatred/nonsense and grudge in there.
So im gonna turn into a new leaf. :D
-Poof-

School started for me, but it doesn't feel like school to me.
Maybe its the environment and the large break(Recess) inbetween.
For the secondary students, maybe you will want to skip this paragraphs cause you may find it sadistic.
But im still gonna do it. Harharhar ^^.

Don't blame me for the grammar mistakes babes
Blame my fingers for typing them.
And my fingers will blame the impulses that my brain sent.
And my brain will blame the heart for giving it the chance to think.
And my heart will blame me.
So in the end, its still my fault.
Sorry douche.

I'll end this abruptly, simply because the vigor in me is loss,
although my writer's block are cleared.

Labels: Love Lock Down.

Okay, no pictures.
Don't grumble, DON'T GRUMBLE.
Stop grumbling! Shhh.
Good boy/girl :)
*Candy for you*

Right, now this tiny being is complaining that i didn't blog for a very long time.
And yes i agree, but i had my reasons :)
I have to sleep, watch tv, slack, play games and go out.
So i don't have time for that!
Blogging is for people with no life!
Yet im here blogging.

I take that back :P.
So touched that you still go to my blog even though i don't bother posting already.
Lets all say hello to Darren :)

Ok, Singapore Polytechnic is making things wayyyyy so troublesome.
I'm using up my precious brain cell, trying to decipher just a sentence of their booklet.
And right now, im still 50% away from completion.
Tomorrow's the deadline.
We'll do it.
All of us will be able to hand in up on time.
I hope :P

Material Science! Here i come Jump!!

Labels: Life's no nintendo game.

Life's good!
So good that i totally forgotten that i had a blog.
I mean, " I have "

Judging from the tags i've been receiving this place's been desserted for months.
Its okay though x)
I don't like attention nowadays already.
So all the better if this place's desserted :D

Well if you want me to write longer, i'll not hesitate to do so.
I'll post my monthly rooster :D

2010 (late nov)

• Found a job and started working, 8 hrs per day and $7 per hr.
• Went back home and dotA before i sleep.

2010 Dec

• Continued working non stop.
• Continued DotA non stop
• Celebrated Budianto's victory in N levels.
• Bought a new computer ( I'll save the high speed crap detail to myself )
• Grew a grudge against my boss.
• Made 50 over china friends :D

2011 Jan

• Skipped work for as long as i could.
• Went back for two days before the release of O level results.
• Managed to obtain a black hairspray before i entered school.
• Took my results and my family were elated, for the wrong reason -.-
• Reflected and went back to game.
• Skipped work for 1 whole week before quitting.
• And now, jobless.
• Been staying at home and game non-stop ever since then.

TRUST Me, you'll die before you continue this wake up - game - eat - sleep x100 process before you even reached a month.

Moral of the story : To find a job asap.

Someone find me a psychiatrist please. I can't tell my brain to blog when i want to. LOL

*5 stars for spelling psychiatrist without refering to the dictionary!*

Labels: I am a strong tiny boy ;D

Labels: Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when i talk?

Labels: I will be back :)

Right, i have so many pictures to upload.
But i can't possibly upload everything, so i picked the most recent ones.
Therefore, i express my deepest remorse to all my readers.

Kay, let's get started babe.
A couple of days ago we had our chemistry lesson in the class.
So as usual we waited patiently for Mr Tan, at the same time accompanied with loud chatters.
He was on time, sadly D: ...
He brought something that all of us would have played with it when we were young, supposingly.

A blow it yourself bubble kit!
LOL i don't remember the exact name so i just make it up myself xD.
Right, back to the topic.
And bingo, it was linked to the chapter that we're going to study on that day itself.
Macromolecules! :)

So we started blowing and blowing.
This is some of my classmates creation :)

Next, they want to try something funny.
So they tried linking 3 bubbles together and see what happens.

This is the result ;)
Now that i've mentioned it.
It looked like the shape of a snowman! :D
After awhile my classmates were getting bored.
So they tried linking more of it together :)
The result was:





This! :)
Haha!


Another thing that's happening now is the 10 years quality education celebration.
In short TYQE.
I happened to be shortlisted for a Service Commendation Award for 4 years of commitment in Npcc.
Trust me, i'm the only Npcc sec 4 to win a commendation.
I should be happy, but i'm not.

Nevermind that, i don't want people to think i'm trying to flaunt or something.
I just think the celebration is stupid but grand.

Next, all canberrans lately had just gotten a Year/Magazine book.
The design was exquisite, i like it.
However, the content was..

Bah, i'll let you have a glance of the book first.

Labels: Fuck off bastard.