Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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To decide, to be at the level of choice,
Is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of your life.

I'm back babes.
Anyone missed me?
Or my gigantic... Ooops :0
Haha, i doubt so -.-

Oh yah has anyone completed their holiday assignments?
4 express cohort? LOL.
God dammit, i'm still left with 1 situational writing, 1 free writing, 2 math papers, 2bio papers, Some chemistry papers.

And i'm done with the holiday assignments :]..
*I made the number sounds lesser so that i can feel less guilty of myself....*

Oh mannn what was that.
Forget it, we'll stick with the current goals :).

Toy Story 3 , here i comeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, a spoiler just leaked some info to me.
Its a sad ending, awwwww :(...

Fuck him big time.
LOL.
Thats it then, i'm going off soon.

I mean now.
With regards,
Darren.

You just have to keep me tight in that little box of yours i call heart.

Labels: Thisloveisn'toverandit'llneverbe.

Hahai!
My fever subsided!

For now -3-
I hope it does.
Anyway, been watching Peter Chau's video for the past 2 days.
LOL.

Its kinda lame i know, but hilarious.
And second is, his slangs are great! lol
Try using that tone and talk to the examiner in your O' levels.
U'll score like a mad chicken clucking! *Upside down*.

Its been 2 days.
Its the second day.
How i hope time flies in a wink of the eyes :(
Cuz i miss you.

I'm sorry, no pictures again.
I'm really getting lazy.
Hope i'll post one in my next post :D
Bah, all talk no action -.-

Gotta go babes.
Becuz, Chaozah! Muthefuker! xD.

Jk.

Labels: Your herbal tea's sweettttt

Thats it, i'm officially down with fever .
Its been so long since i've have one.. Ooops :X.
Anyway, i won't be blogging for another few days.

So enjoy my empty blog.
And sorry.

With ample of love,
Darren

Labels: I HATE FEVER

God, my title sounds gore.
Ahh forget it.

Hello Mother Earth and Gays, bozo and hobos etc.
I'm back.
*With no pictures* :X

Ahh i apologise for any inconvenience caused.
K, i'm tired already.
So this'll be an informal update.

I'm very sure, soon.
Peggy Soh would want me to blog for her.
Mama feng.
Don't get me wrong, very sian +.+. ..
She's just my Good *Distant* pal..

Okay i'm tired of typing already.
Goodbye babes and hunks.

I LOVE MY PIGGY <3
FARK.

Labels: YOURMAMAISCRAZYABOUTYOUNIGGER

Great, now listen to what this young man has got for all of you.
Go back, create a blog and just blog to you hearts content.
LOL

Cause i'm tired of blogging xD..
LMAO.
Just kidding..
-Yawn-, i'm tired.
Lemme just go back to sleep..

Goodluck with your blogs.
Very very de lei.

Baby<3.

Labels: Alejandro -.-"

Just before the holidays, i ran out of correction tape.
And that stupid laughing gas sitting beside me pulled out all of the used tape.
And just coil it all around me.
I'm lucky that tape was just 5m long.
If not i would have become Darren Mummy.

The day before sports fest.

During history lesson,

My dear Evan, took a picture of Mr George Clemenceau and happily put it on the desktop.

Then asked me if i can take a picture of him and Clemenceau.

So here it is! :)

And both of you looked quite alike, Evan! :D.

So once again goodbye babes, hunks, fat ass, laughing gas etc etc and my piggy :)

Labels: The fall of Darren, will never happen.

I've just realised that i've been Missing-In-Action.
Not just that but for 2 weeks :D
But it was fruitful! :)

During these period;
1. My relationship star is blinking fervently like mad (FYI i studied Astrology! :] )
2. My Emath did improved, i think so :X.
3. I broke my record and is a proud participator of 6hrs of Amath.
4. I got my date for Prelim 2 oral examination.
5. I slacked at home way more than expected.
6. I played Wii for as long as i can remember :]

Yah thats about it :0
I apologised for no pictures; i have a list of reasons for that :)
And the best reason is because my phone's flat and i use that as my camera.
So too badd :D

I love sacarsm and i won't hestitate to shoot you with loads of it if there's a chance.
So that's just me :)
LOL random.

Back to our topic.
Did we even started on a topic?
LOL. stupid you.

I saw a bread shop selling dumplings today while i was on the way to the coffeeshop.
Then i recalled, dumpling day is coming!!! :D
I love the dumplings!!!! Weee~
*Only the glutinous rice*
No more, LMAO.

Now here's a quote from the famous Mr Darren.
I figure out this while trying to do my blogpost :)

If you'd ever found out that your passion is wavering, don't hesitate to correct it and commit yourself more into it, or else, just quit that CCa and get on with your no life life.

NPcc GOH.
Congratulations and good luck with your *Aizai* rifle drills babes :)
Bye Hobos and Gays. Not excluding Lesbians.

Goodnight Mother Earth and Laptop, Domo and Eeyore ;)

Labels: Piggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy