Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

January 2009 | February 2009 | March 2009 | April 2009 | May 2009 | June 2009 | July 2009 | August 2009 | September 2009 | October 2009 | November 2009 | December 2009 | January 2010 | February 2010 | March 2010 | April 2010 | May 2010 | June 2010 | July 2010 | September 2010 | November 2010 | January 2011 | March 2011 | May 2011 | June 2011 | November 2012 |

Btw... Fornia ahh fornia...y u follow my footstep and lost your wallet too? tsk tsk tsk...

Heartwarming indeed....

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26/1/09

Title: A new year for the chinese...

Ya ya...normally people will sae....

HaPi CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! yay

I guess i shld sae it in case people sae my blog dun hav the "chinese new year spirit"

恭喜发财

万事如意

心想事诚....

年年有余

龙马精神

马大成功

扭转乾坤(dots)

......

ANG POW AHH!!! HUAT AHHH!!!!.....

Most popular game that people played during CNY

blackjack....yeah....

But it didn went well and i lost 50。。。

cent 拉。。。

dots....

going to be the end of the world...ahhhhh.....

ending my post....

darren signing off....

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28/1/09

Title: hi==

Hi......................

got to run......bye.....--

"nonsensical post" by

Darren~!

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Totally craps...==

Yeah and dats de end of the crappy whole CME, then i hav a dental appointment dat i hav seriously postpone the date till 2weeks later...

So i guess i hav to go to the visit..sigh

Got the approval by the dentist to take a pic in the room^^

I guess dats always me, wanted very much to let others know wads happening and its very in detailed...sigh(wahahahaa)

Lastly its time for mY CCA dat comes once a week!! NPCC!

I've got nothing to post and say about...

heyys seriously..is this song "the show" on my blog nice??

tag mii and giv comment??

Next up!! Spiderman!!!(peter)














Spiderman posing! (kids dun learn dat hor!)

The O' level results are out todae and sad to say, its such a far cry from the last batch....I was expecting good news...But everything change when i heard my various subject teacher hinting that this batch's overall results are very different from the previous batch...

Don't dare to take pics of ppl at the hall crying though..hahas

But i have to admit, the atmostphere was very tense when ppl by ppl got their results and tears of joy or tears of regret on y didn "I" studied enough came out from their eyes..==

Apparantly alot of them failed their english, and in turns deeply affected their results. Those that i expect them to get at least 10-15pts didn manage to score that well. It seems that quite a no. of them r rather, almost all of them score between 16-25....(at least thats wad i saw most of their pts.)

I just don't know how to put it to words, but whenever i walked to a place there will always be a friend of mine crying and dat in turns make mii feel emotional and start to think of whether will i cry in 2years time. In the end i just cant take it and start bawling...BO HO HOO...mind start to send message that i hav to cry and this is an order....But "tears trickled down my cheeks" this idioms did not happen larh...My eyes just turned reddish and trying hard to force the tears to go back into my eye bawls and into the white tingy...==

To all the sec4s graduatees...i know this isn the right time to aggravate your emotions...imm also feeling sad for you all, but heyys...cheer up..try to think it in a positive way^^, No matters what life still goes on and you will still have a long way to go. This O'level exam is just a tip if e iceburg r rather, the beginning. There will be even more hurdles and obstacles for you when you reach adulthood. If you cant brace up yourself now and still emoing , how are you going to handle the rest of ur life?? I know its easy for mii to sae this kind of thing, ppl will say "try getting that kind of results yourself??!!!" but its from the bottom of my heart and really wish you all the best in your coming year.

Sobs sobs...heyy wad amm i doing!!! brace up darren!! stop crying and get to the toilet and take some toilet paper and wipe your tears!!!

everything mus write the credits!! remember!!

Adapted from my mum...when i failed my 2nd class drill badge and she enlightened mii..

Chinese to english translator : DARREN!! heyys dun belittle my eng standard ok?! got c6 is alr a miracle ar i tell you...==

Darren signing off

1,2,3 cheese!! heyys all!!jus went to peggy's blog yesterdae night and saw a damn lots of pics of the SLs in the camp!! want to see more of us?? go to http://www.never-forget-peggy.blogspot.com/#~!!! Its all so cool!!! and damn hilarious...aniwae i have some pics with me sended by peggy herself...

Snore...zzz...snnnooooreeeee.....Whew, the sec1 orientation camp was damn whole lot tired.
Hahs so i was saying, although the camp was nice but it seems lik all my energy was exchanged for the fun of this camp. But sad to say, the bonding time with my 2gps LONDON & BERLIN was so short. I actually started to miss them all, T.T . There were some campers that make me especially touched...


Hairul: Wth, i will miss your stupid nagging and the constant arguing with me. Although your behaviour was sometime unacceptable, i always let the matter rest unless it was really serious. Hope you hav walk out of this camp learning how to not irritate ppl xD...(ps: but i know you will not learn hahas...)


hairul's cousin: hahas, nth to say about you. But i can see that you are quite a k00l and emo but supportive guy. Actually you are very brave, you are elected by me to be the leading character in the campfire!!! hahas...but you performed very well and you are very courageous(although you scolded some vulgar words!! hahas)


Hilda: heyy your name is easy to remember..Hahas....aniwae i will always remember your big cheeks!!! do you know that your cheeks are so big and chubby(jus lik mii), and quite rosy mayb. You actually hav mature thinking, you will act accordingly when its at the right times hahas...


Nicholas!!(fornia's younger bro): heyys just your luck to hav been lead by mii hahas...I can see that you are very different from your sister(fornia). I MEAN VERY DIFFERENT! Hahas..its just the opposite of her! You are very quiet and will sit down and listen to instruction patiently(not lik fornia), luckily i manage to get you out on the second day to speak up on that LONDON bridge song's last part. BUT your sister fornia is very different, she very much like to act cute and she is very much of a vip(very irritating person). like to seek attention sometimes.


Jun Xian(jun jie's younger sis): Nth much to say bout, but my apologies for making you the laughing stock of your friend whenever i use you as an example for games.hahs, looking back now i am still laughing at the DIAO face of urs and i admire the immediate confessions of yours that you are very strange and different from your family....i am even impress by the stubborness somehow when you said that your brother jun jie tell you to join NPCC and you jus refuse to submit to him by not complying...*but a word of advice, its a really fun cca with alot of bondingship, friendship that you cant forge by 1 r 2daes. Slowly you will get to know your fellow cadets more and more and that bonding with your squadmates will slowly become stronger and stronger...but alas you will hav to make the choice yourself, fornia's brother alr choosen npcc as his 1st choice, wad bout u?? hehes


and that all for the thing that i wana say, sorry if i didn include your name inside cos i cant posibly remember you xD...but you all are e best and e best gp that me and peter feels...!!

btw i have e pics of the sandcastle that you all did!!
















*seriously i dunnoe where the teacher's eyes hav gone to....i seriously think that its the nicest sandcastle. They even hav so much creative by taking their green color tag off and lay it on the hole there....zzz

aniwae, post ends here^^

darren signing off^^

Yeah! imm back frm school!!! It was fantastic!! Today i got to know my EL, CHEM, BIO, CHINESE AND MATH teacher. Hahas it was like a fresh new start, aniwae i never get to know my math teacher cos imm in the dental's van..=.=. 'cleaning my teeth' they said, sort of...imm not sure. Lets have a review of my various subject teacher!!>0<

ENG: Mrs Lee Siew Kim :D
CHEM: Mr Jason Tan xD
BIO: Mr Nizam :)
MATH: Mr Ng Chueng Joo(not sure if its spell lyk dis!?!?)
MT: Ms Jia Wei (not de olympic badminton player!) >_<

ya and tmr will be my 1st dae with Mr Dinesh!! Dare not say ani comments on him, latr get it frm him in class..so i'll skip de badd/good part bout him...-,-

Now to start on my NEW YEAR RESOLUTION!!
but i do not exactly know what's it about.
they said its sumthing bout what you wana change in this new year 2009 lawls...
Mrs lee tell us to write something for our new year resolution today..hahas
sigh so i guess i'll start off with what i hope for this year

• I hope that this year will be a more interesting year than 2008.
• Hope to achieve good results for this year
• Try to change my bad habit(not reli sure if i can do dat)
• Achieve a very good bonding with 3e1 and 4e1(nxt year).
• Hope to hav less cases on mii hahas....

i guess that's all...no more resolution i guess....hahs!!!

oh ya...mr dinesh wanted us to write an essay on ourself....better rush out nw!!!>0<

Darren signing off >0<

)hiie all...bak to blog already^^...*looking ard*...oh okies whew, finally done my holidae assignment and i am now full of crappy things=.=. OK back to what i wana sae, its jus a normal perfectly fine dae..and as usual i woke up at 12noon and start rushing my last minute english assignment, den i went for lunch with my family at VISTA POINT...dots and i had my lunch and we were jus about to go to CHINA TOWN("cow car water" in Chinese) wen i realise dat i haven print my eng assignment...sigh...and off i went bak home to do wad i was suppose to do. Sch is starting again tomorrow and i am starting to feel irritated, "not going to feel at home in a new class with new classmate i suppose" So what can i do?? complain to de DM? r what?? dat bunny teeth?? r what?? quit sch?? NO!! so i guess de only option is to try to adapt to this class, and mingle well so dat we can all be a happy family in 3e1!!! Darren *checked in!!!* jus as what Mr Chen(de homosexual) said....hahas...doing nth right now..don't hav de time to play maple, don't have de time to rot and i definitely don't have the time to sleep! ahh i noe...

discuss the remains of whats left for our orientation camp proposal with ALLAN!!!

off we go!! tralala.......wait...going to chg de skin of my blog 1st.....^^

darren signing off^^

And sooo...imm bak at blogging and dunnoe what to do right now. Not really listening to the teacher just now at the" student leader meeting". Shoot=.=...u shld be asking y wen i still have alot of other stuff for mii to complete and yet imm here blogging??" NO INTEREST IN DOING ASSIGNMENT CURRENTLY!" sobs sobs my mind is currently blank and pure laziness clouded my mind, just wana make this blog better. OK!!! imm gonna make a plan of what imm going to do later on!!!

1st: After writing this damn post imm going to play halo2 with jun wei!!!
2nd: At around 4pm, I"ll chase him out!! And then proceed on to 888plaza to restock(buy) on some pens!!!!
3rd:Return home and start finishing my english assignment!!!
4th:RUSH ALL MY ASSIGNMENT BY 7PM and eat my dinner!!
5th:Think of a damn proposal for the ORIENTATION CAMP for de SEC1ns.
6th:Dots(no show tdae=.=) Then i will keep working on my proposal!!
7th: lying down on the bed sleeping by 11.30pm
8th:Dream of my ~~~GIRLFRIEND~~~>0<

WELL I'LL BETTER GET GOING....TILL NEXT TIME^^ HAHAS


Darren signing off :=P

Dots!!! went to school today as its de 1st day of school...It was so packed and soooo i dunno wad to say. Anyway despite all the glaring at my long pants and all the laughing, i manage to reach the hall.....DAMMIT it was sooo boring when the principal had his addresses for the year. Finally back to class and get to know our form teacher a.k.a Mr Chen (a homosexual guy). Aww my sec3 life is going to be so damn boring!!!! >0<....After school i recieve a notice that my cousin manage to transfer to my school!!! Hurray to a new canberrrans and a npcc cadet!!! woots~! (this is getting long-winded) then i went for the SL meeting for the preparation of the sec1 orientation camp meeting. After that i went home with Jun Wei, Ah Kao(doggie) and angies.......~~~HOME SWEET HOME FINALLY~!!!....going to discuss de SL song with allan and so...signing off^^

darren(k00l)

heyys all....its mii Darren!!!
a new blog is created and wish u all will jus tagg mii r wadeva...haven do up everyting yet so...pls stay tune 2x.....=P

errr....i jus created a blog...so i dunnoe many tings...pls stay tune...hahas...


bb^^