Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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Tsk Tsk....
I'm back...
Betcha miss me right??
Muahhahahaha
I always knew that imm a big influence to others..;D

Ok,
Updates about today..
Or start from yesterday?

AHHH, OK..
Today it'll be...
I woke up at the wee hour of morning..==
Thought that it was already 10am...
And i jumped out of bed..
Then i knew, i was hallucinating....
WTH..

Then, surprisingly i managed to sleep again..
And woke up just nice at 7.40am..
Then i remembered that i nidda meet kim at woodlands Causeway..
So i chged, and went there...
By A 15MINUTES walk..

While she had to take a bus, plus a mrt..
Allllll...the way tilll cwp..
Aww...
Then we had breakfast,
And then..
Wait..
Refreshing myself 1st..-_-"
OK..

Then we slacked at mac...
All the way till 10.
And then, i took a mrt..
To Yishun
While kim had her flag day on woodlands.==
I went to the interchange to take bus no. 804.
Reached Jason's hse..
LOL oops...
Ah Tan's hse..
And started my ttuition for chemistry..
TIME PASSSes VERRRY FAST...
And ftw we managed to reached 1pm sharp...omg...
Received a call from kim telling me to go SUN plaza.
Went there through ah tan's mitsubishi lancer EX...O.o..

Then, we walked all the way to milk cafe then back to the running track behind CSS ...
WAHAHAHAHA...It was our video time..

LOL, UP TILL NOW...ISNT IT A LITTLE BORED?

-Auto charge completed-
-TOOT-.
-Charging complete-
-piak- (pluck out)
Switch On.
Vroom...VROOM..
Oh yeah...

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After that,
We resume on our stupid science project which is today.==..
Like duhh??
Ok and hanzer was playing with his new phone...
And with a cool ringtone==
-psst-
-tell your father to lend you his controller to activate his car- (if ur father has a car)
-and click on the unlock button...-
xD

OKKK, the video...
I think i made the most sacrificeT.T
I had to run like a silly mad dog..
And i have to repeat this few words for like 8times? "wahahahaha, i have steroids!"
FTW...
Then i managed, unknowingly rammed onto ivan's bike...
Which caused a bruise on my stomach..aww
Well at least my stomach is not hungry now...
He just ate a bruise! ohh...>:O

And went back to SUN plaza with kim..
Den her shoe pi cha!!
-slapping at myself-
OH, OHHHHH....
We took the escalator to 2nd floor...
Bought a white slippers..
Then, took a bus back home..

Loves: Darren...OMG..
WTF

Labels: Fee, Fi, Foo..toot toot toot...

Lol..
Well since my blog is somewhat like a mummy now..
Half dead but half alive..
It only comes out sometime to talk..==..

No choice
In order to keep my blog alive..
I'll have to do whatever i can do to keep it alive..
Anndd..What a coincidence when Kim asked me to do a quiz ==...

Andd here goes..
She told me to write down 14ppl's name as a guide reference..
LOL...nvm..

I'll loook at my smses, the past 14ppl dat i've smsed...lol
1.JunWei
2.Ivan
3.Wei Ching
4.Fornia
5.Mr Nizam
6.Peggy
7.Lucas
8.Abdullah
9.Ah Tan
10.Han Zer
11.Evan
12.Jackson
13.Kimberly
14.Joven

Ok here goes..
Qsn = ORANGE, Ans = PURPLE
How did you get to meet 7 ?(lucas)
Here! In NPcc!

What would you do if you and 13 never meet(Kimberly)
Hmm, den there will be a person less in my brain that i've seen shorter den me xD

What would you do if 1 and 12 date (Junwei n Jackson respectively)
Huh? They dont even know each other. Besides, they will not tolerate gays==

Have you ever seen 14 cry (Joven)
Nahh, he made people cry xP

Would 4 and 11 be a good couple (Evan n Fornia)
O.o? Seems to me that both of them are at loggerheads==

Do you think 11 is attractive (Evan)
AHH, YEAHHH

What's 2 favourite colour (Ivan)
GREEN, after obtaining the info from ivan himself..

When was the last time you talk to 9 (Ah Tan)
Today?

What language does 8 speak (Abdullah)
Malay, with obscene english..lol

Who is 13 going out with (Kimberly)
How would i know? lol

What grade is 12 in (Jackson)
Sec4? His O is coming...

Would you ever date with 10 (HanZer)
Oh i'll love to...

Where does 5 lives (Mr Nizam)
Woodland...should be.

What's the best thing about 3 (Wei Ching)
She tutor me whenever we had tuition..:D

What would you want to tell 10 now (HanZer)
Hey S.T.M handsome, wanna dota? :P

Have you ever kissed 5 (Mr Nizam)
UHHH...He'll probably take my mouth and do a microscopic view on the germs dat resides in it.

What was the best memory you have with 7 (Lucas)
Er, Quarreling over petty things? lol

When was the last time you're going to see 6 (Peggy)
Oh, tmr at sch if she manage to turn up lol, or changi airport?

How is 12 and 14 different (Jackson n Joven respectively)
No difference, both are horny lol! just kidding

Is 6 pretty (Peggy)
NO, lol!(Later she'll seize my domo again) hahaha ...Its very sensitive for a boy to describe a girl lol..

How did you meet 5(Mr Nizam)
When he came into my class during sec2 life?

Is 1 your best friend (JunWei)
No!!, we're something closer den dat...ooooo~~~

Do you hate 12 (Jackson)
Nah, he rocks to the max!! woots~!

Have you seen 4 on the last month (Fornia)
Yepp...LOts of times

When was the last thing you said to 3 (WeiChing)
What is LSK's email?

Have you been to 5's house (Mr Nizam)
NOPE..

Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8 (Abdullah)
Oh, we were found kissing near mac...>:O

Would you give 2 a hug (Ivan)
Yes i would love to..

When have you lied to 3 (WeiChing)
ERR, forgotten...

Is 1 good with socializing (Junwei)
Not sure in real life, but definitely in maple!!! ahhh

Describe the relationship between 12 and 1 (Jackson n JunWei respectively)
Told u they dont know each other!!!! AHHH

Best thing about your relationship with 1 (Jun Wei)
He broke the record of coming to my house the most time (208times liao leh)

What's the worst thing about 6 (Peggy)
She seized my DOMO and kidnap him together with fornia!! D:

Have you ever had a crush on 12 (Jackson)
Nah, I love him to the max! AHAHAHA

Does 14 has a girlfriend or boyfriend (Joven)
Er, -pointing to myself-..LOL

Have you ever wanted to punch 1's face (JunWei)
When he has gone out of hand..=_-"

Has 2 met your mother (Ivan)
Imm not sure.

How did you get to meet 3 (Weiching)
We are classmates..

Did you ever physically hurt 10 (Hanzer)
NOt sure...bt mentally? maybe?

Do you stay close to 7 (Lucas)
Not at all...semb and woodland

What's 2 favourite food (Ivan)
Chicken rice!! ahhahahahaha

What kind of car does 1 has (Jun Wei)
A car in maple... thats what i think...since he's so obsess...

Have you ever travelled anywhere with 4 before (Fornia)
The furthest i can think of is..Choa Chu Kang (HTA)

If you give 9 $ 100 , what will he/she spent it on (Ah Tan)
Chey, he'll just threw it back to me and say : I have alot of this kind of colour notes..dont try to fool me==..

Yay...finally!!! 45mins to do all these leh...omg...
Imm so proud...
Leave a comment after u've read this! xD

Labels: yippee....blog's revived.

OMG...HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENT!!!


Mrs/Mr/Miss/Mdm(or whatever)
LSK, AhTan, Chen, Ng, Dinesh and lol i've forgotten...
: WHERE IS UR HOMEWORK DARREN!!!

Me: HUH? HUH? yes ? is there one? Oh...? I didn receive it!!! >:O...
LOL

Labels: SHITTT...ENGLISH IS TMR AHHHH

I've almost forgotten that i still have a blog to attend to...
And thanks to my great memory..
I have come to blog once more...

Ok , all my bad dreams..
Gone...
Or is it?

I PROMISE YOU...THERE WILL BE PICTURESS!!!
As long as i can remember my password for photobucket==
Yes!
Come to think of it...
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LOL
I've forgotten what to say...D:

Thanks for Understanding...
I Appreciate it...T.T
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Labels: Thanks...My love..

Its not that i dont want....
Its just that i cant....
Always the Weak me...
U've already made a wrong decision when u choosen me as the squad Ic of sec3 ...

Labels: Stressful to make a decision...

1st of all..I apologised for not blogging for nearly 2 weeks le.
2nd is because imm too tired to do so...
AANnd 3rd is purely because imm not in the mood to do so..

SICKENING FUCKTARDS.

Labels: wait til u see my bruises...bunch of assholes.