Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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Sorry, wasn't on form these few days.
I mean, busy.

Yah, oh hi :)
My intensive ASP's coming very soon.
And Mother tongue O level exam's on the coming monday.
Wish me luck.

And until my USB stuff is back, i can't upload pictures onto blogger.
So people, bear with it.

With ample of love and hugs.
-Darren.

Labels: x3

As promised.
Again, no picture.

Reason?
Are you that dumb?
I just told u yesterday its a new laptop.
How do you expect me to cough up so many pictures for you?

Sorry then :]
Uh this post is bascially an update of my current results.
Including my L1R4 and R5.

English: 42.5 (E8)
Chinese: 60.0(B4)
Mathematics(E): 55.0(C5)
" "(A): 29.5(F9)
Pure Chemistry: 60.0(B4)
Pure Biology: 56.5(C5)
Combined Humanities: 68.5(B3)

L1R4 includes: Language 1 , Humanities, Mathematics, Science and best 1.
L1R5 includes: " " and best 2

So i've counted both my aggregate.
L1R4 : 24
L1R5: 29.

And, it sucked.
:]

Luckily Hitler did bless me.
I am very satisfied with my combined humanities.
He didn't fail me ;D
Thats why I love people with only a BALL :)

LOL
Ciaos people! :P.

Labels: Don't expect me to give it up. Head over toe :)

Hello Mother Earth, Hitler, Hobos, Nigg3rs, MF(s), Gay boys and girls :).
I, Darren Chua am back!! ;)

Ok, incase u don't know.
My stupid keyboard, to my utmost horror; had failed to work and officially malfunctioned on 1900 15/May/2010.

So backed with no other choice, i have to do it.
-: Switched to on-screen keyboard.
: Use only mouse.
: Dota only with mouse.
: Attempt to blog with only a mouse but failed.

Lol :P.
But by Holy Grace, the mini hp laptop came just in time to replace my old computer!
So thank Standard Chartered Bank for making me able to blog again using such a, Cool laptop -3-.

So i apologised for no picture this time.
And i'll blog shortly with regards to my Prelims 1 results.
Which in my opinion.
Had done badly.
Especially Chemistry and English.

Nevermind, will be back tmr.. bye All. :]

Labels: MF and LN. Hahas

I don't know what the hell happened.

But i gotta use this colour to post.. lol

Colourful eh? :)

I'm not in the mood to post but yup,

my exams officially starts next week.

Correction, it already started.

I guess if i don't post now, my blog will stay dead till the whole examination ends.

Which is like, 10 days of missing in action.

So i've decided to update a little now.

First things first, the first picture in my post today is the same as the first picture in my previous post.

Its not duplicate hobos -3-

I'm the one who drew it.

So either clap your hands,

or jeer at this picture.

Apparently all of you must be wondering why i'm back home so early.

Is it because i've no exam?

Or i didn't went to take my exam?

Of course i did :)

Its Hit-Ler(h) remember?

lol

Something strange is happening to my com.

The resolution is dropping.

The words seems blurry.

But nevermind that

During the exam, i was so deep in thoughts.

Trying to remember all the infos for Hitler and trying to decipher the meaning of everlasting.

Kinda stupid, but just face it.

Imma idolistic person.

Anyway, if you or whoever managed to see this.

Stop trying to ask me how much words, or how many pages i wrote for my essay question.

So what if i wrote only 1 pages?

So what if u wrote 2?

Is it so much of a big deal?

Funny, i can write 2 pages of craps and get 2 marks out of 13.

I can write 1 page of holy stuffs about Hitler and get 12 out of 13.

Who knows?

You holy idiot-cums-out-of-your-pants-mama-crazy-fucking-shit-cunts-booba-nigger.

Get your facts right please.

Get a LIFE and just FUCK OFF from me.

Get it!?

Eh what the hell happened.

-3- Fine, back to the topic.

As i was saying.

Everlasting.

Ever wondered when people in shows mentioned about everlasting and forever.

What are they thinking on their mind?

I guess you won't.

Cause i don't too. lmao.

I mean, everlasting.

Vampires huh?

If you're not then how are you going to do that.

Love, what the hell are all of you talking about?

I love you, you love me?

And then embraces, kiss, sexual intercourse.

Have Babies, then i love you you love me again and repeat this cycle?

Oh i don't really know.

I'm in a dilemma.

I feel like a little poo.

Getting flushed into the bowl kind of feeling.

Being single's so.

Great.

Its great, just great.

The feeling is as though something is pshhhh.

I don't know.

Jy.

To whoever may need it.

My dad brought a lighter back home some 2 days ago.

And say its his masterpiece or something like that.

Haha, it really is.

Cause its a very huge one.

And my Domo could not tahan,

embraced it and requested for a picture to be taken.

So enjoy your day and good luck to whoever(s) taking Physics now.

Combined and Pure.

Labels: Who need tears? Not me.

Grr, its such a wide topic please.

19over good and bad attributes he had.

Furthermore i told Mr Tan that photosynthesis absorbs glucose and water.

Good luck for Biology and Hitlers.

May God Bless.

Darren Chua Jun Hao.
The Holy saint and the sacred Being who flunked S.S and English paper 1.

And will soon flunk Bio and Hitler.

Sedi, yeah.

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Labels: Its all about you.