Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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THE reality of life. Is this.



Soooo, as promised..
Your post==...
And pictures can finally be posted!!! FOR THE WIN!
Its been ages since i can do so...
Well, biology revision is just another few hours or so..
Thats why, i gotta do all these quick before i cant==..
NO REGRETS.





So for people who misses my face, this is it..
I've grown more handsome as usual.
And imm finally fifteen...
Yeah thats right, 15.
Well, a picture for you all..
Sort of a update over what have i done recently ..

nice one.?


ANDD..so long!!! APES

Na na na naaa, heyyy.. Na na na naaa, heyyyy... Hey hey hey... goodbye..

Labels: Bozo? o.O

LOL i broke my MIA records x).
Anyway i cant talk for long..cause..
Its late..DUH?

So busy with games==..
Gonna start mugging..
1compo per day..
1chapter for all 3sciences
and 2topic for humanities..
LOL...crazy fellow..

I'll do a thorough post tmr :).
HOPEFULLY..
seeya x)

Labels: i is mugging soon..say bye bye to Daaaaaaaaren.

Bleah imm back ...
Nobody missed me i guess? xD
Today's post is super random...

Uh...i forgot what to say==...
AVID READERS..get ready!.
For!
==...wth i lost count of what imm going to say.

Labels: haha

Lol i came back again...+_+"
Thanks to beloved xD

Wakakaka, but what to say?
Today i went to the inter-unit quiz competition==.
We met at 7.30am
We took MRT
Then we changed to bus.
Then we got ourself lost in the Home Team Academy..
Then we found the toilet and get changed
Then we went into the air-conditioned classroom.
And the paper commenced 15mins later.
The duration is 45mins
There's a total of 50question
There's a CI guarding us.
There's only 9 of us.

The paper's Very Full of Craps.
It is divided into 4 category.
1: NPCC
2:Singapore police force
3:All about singapore(and history)
4: Others(others country's affair)

Sounds very sian==...
No choice..XD

Eg of some qsn is,
1. Where does the H1N1 virus originated from?
2.What is the name of the current hongkong minister?
3. Where does the water come from in pulau ubin-camp resilience?
4. John and 3of his friends waited outside the school for Peter as they wanted to teach him a lesson, they poured acids on his face and resulted in his face being disfigured and he was sent to the hospital. What is this act considered? (Learned in NPCC PK course)

Uhh and blah blah...
Den ended at 10am
Went to Lot1 and ate there, nothing to do slacked.
Went home and dota..
And here i am blogging..:)

So seeya...(hope i wont xP)

Labels: My holiday assignment ahhh T.T

Dedicated to kun(although i just blogged recently that i'll be hibernating ==),


Since you dont wanna talk right now, its ok :)
I understand..
But i just want you to know that i'll always be there for you.
Always ready to lend you a listening ear.
And most importantly i'll never leave you alone.

Although i dont really know what happened exactly.
But i guess its about yout parents?
Maybe you can put yourself in their shoe?
Parents wont leave their child in the lurch right?
Thats just parents..
They'll nag, scold, beat and whatever..
But ultimately, they're still the closest to you.
Imm not saying im not close lah x)
But what imm trying to say is, there's always a reason why they do certain things.
Maybe they are just too concern about you?
And you did something they think its really wrong?
Dont worry kun, parents tends to be soft towards their children.
So after some times, they'll crack jokes and play with you again x)
I know you may be angry about them...
For scolding you or even beating you.
But try to soul search,
Did you just did something wrong to make them explode? ( i mean angry?)
And caused them to worry?
Or had you deceived them?

(this part i cancelled it-_-..)
Cause
its mushy xP...
Bleah..

Labels: :(

First of all ..
Imm beginning my hibernating period :)..
Simply mean, i'll be MIA again..
So, my last final proper post before i fly away and continue my boring life..
HI.

Labels: I gave in to you everytime, its time for you to give in to me x)

I've been thinking these few days.
Maybe i shouldn't post so much..
Imm gonna hibernate..
And maybe do up a little on my template..
If readers are bored..
Leave a msg on my tagboard..
And tell me...-boring-.
tks.

Labels: Reply? ): ...I dislike Kun's phone..

This is one shocking news==..
Blogger is becoming normal...
ok so its been so long since i put pics..

lets start from..
Last friday :P

Its seriously normal, till our history combine class lesson.
Peggy drew all these.. ;P
And i offered to let her take my pics with these pics..

*DAMN IT..i thought blogger's back to normaL??
Now my com's not normal==...forget it....

And she created some very mushy sentences..==
'U're the Kun to my Domo..'

Great==..
But i like it.;P..
Then NP..
Slacked like nobody's business..

And sat it is!..
Nothing much...cropped at home..
Den talked to her at night and blah blah..

Sunday came and imm elated..
Cos, its my birthday==..duh?
I went out at 1.10pm.
And then i took a bus and forgot to take a ticket.(imm using coins)
Then the person with a strange machine board dat bus and started scanning cards and ticket..
And i have non!!!...
I got down the bus immediately..
So much for being punctual..

And reached SP..10mins later..==
So i got there, and people came to congratulate me out of nowhere..
Finally met up with keith and people..
Then went to Kun's hse..
To watch 'ORPHAN'??? haha
Great thriller movie..
Not scary at all but its a sure thriller..

Then officially asked at 3.24pm.
And became Her's at 3.25pm..
So much for that.
Finished the 2damn hrs of orphan at 5.32pm =_+"
Went down for our cooking session..
Proudly sponsored by Kim's mum..;P
Cooked spaghetti..
And mine was the best xD..
(by kim's mummy opinion.)
bleah. x_x..

And all of them started to crowd in the kitchen and forbid me to enter the room..
Kinda stupid==..
And a cake magically appeared..
Wished me happy birthday and after all the thank you..
I made a wish by whispering something in her ears.
And tadaa...the flame is finally extinguished..by my breath..
Damn full by then..
And went to played mario-kart(wii) version..
and our group won==...
After which, its finally goodbye time and we left kim's hse..
Reached home at 9.45pm...uhh..
Tired.

Then..bye bye..

Labels: I became Kun's. ;)