Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

Base code: Joanna.
Editor: Peggy.
Host: Photobucket & Fileden.
Flashplayer: Mixpod.

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Once again...

A very great man i am,

i came here to post yet another post,

Isn't it a little too Soon? ._.

I wonder if it's great news that imm posting now..

Its 3 in a row post b:

Aren't you readers glad? ..

No? :(..

Fine, i'll still continue .. *pfft darren's a jerk*

Kay..where did we end last post?

Oh my blog's birthday.

Yea but i can't seems to link it to my current post..nvm

For all those out there who thinks your christmas is not enjoyable..

Then eat this.

Here comes the funniest segment.
Mukesh: what kind of hair is that?

Rumsene?: Pronouce it for me please gene?

Leao: Rocker hair and i have no idea how to pronounce it.

Leao's brother: Everything's like squeezed on the centre of his face.

Junwei: Funniest creature.. All black, B.... lol... But B are nice people ..

I was laughing non-stop after looking at these pictures.

And to those who keep mocking my standard in ultimate

"Whats the big deal if i sucks in ultimate?

Don't you have your embarassing moments too?

Ganging together to mock a single person sounds so i don't know what

Were you born to huck a 300m disc?

Were you?

I'll show you one day who's the last one standing and laughing faggots :)"

I'm still not engulf in the passion of frisbee, i just don't know why..

To tell me to fork out my saturday and sunday or either one day from my holiday for training,

for now to me, is such a tough decision.

Maybe one day ultimate will drive/burn its way into my passion..

Maybe after 'O' lvls.

Maybe.

Labels: So what if i sucks in ultimate?