Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.
DOB: August 30th, 1994.
Age: Do the math yourself.
Gender: Let me check; male.
Height: 168.9 cm.
Weight: 51.8 kg.
A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named
Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.
My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.
Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)
Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;
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for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.
Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.