Name: Darren Chua Jun Hao.

DOB: August 30th, 1994.

Age: Do the math yourself.

Gender: Let me check; male.

Height: 168.9 cm.

Weight: 51.8 kg.

A quick, short, fast, elastic and small summary about me;
My butt is in Singapore Polytechnic every Monday to Friday, excluding public/school holidays.
On August 30th of every year, I like to think that I've grown wiser.
I'm actually named Chua Jun Hao, yet I'm more commonly known as Darren.
I'm 16 and short. ):
My pathetic height isn't considered average, however, I like to deceive myself and others and claim that I'm extremely tall.
I would tell others that I have an 8pac despite having only four.
I might just be another typical Singaporean student that's as ambitious as a frog determined to climb out of the deep, gloomy well.
I love my friends, family and Domo; I will never stop loving them, however, I dislike the dull life that I currently have.
My horrible attitude does not stop me from learning what I want to learn.
I'm quite amazing actually; one moment I'm fuming with anger; the next moment I'm laughing like a 3 year old.
In my opinion, I can sing pretty well.
I believe in faith.


My blog has a life; it'll die off and recarnate whenever it feels like it.

Catch me at (darren_login@hotmail.com)


Congratulation for wasting 3 minutes of your life looking at this 'quick, short, fast, elastic and small' summary of me.
I now present you this certificate of achievement;

Congratuatlions _____________
for wasting 3 minutes of your life, reading about Darren Chua.


Peggy says I have a memory of a goldfish; I beg to differ.

Arranged in no particular order; I think it's a waste of time alphabetizing them. (:

WeiChing.
Ivan.
Abdullah.
Rui.
JingLin.
WeiSien.
HanZer.
RuiMei.
MeiZi.
Jinglin.
KaiEn.
LiHong.
Clarice.
Briano.
Cherry.
Peggy.
Kimberly.
ZiLing.
Elaine.
ZhiHao.
SiJie.
TzuQuan.
Vanessa.
WenKai.
HuanHui.
Ultimate Addicts.
Keith.
Elaine (sec 2).
Derrick.
Jodie.
Stacy.
Fiona Tan.
Sydney.
Nat.

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I guess this topic really boils my blood...
As usual, we all know that for decades or even centuries,
There is already such a hypothesis or theory that people with:
HIGH SLOPE,EXTREMELY SHORT SIDEBURN,NO FRINGE is the key to a GOOD student.
I dont know whats with the mind of these people that came up with this stupid rules that hair should be kept short throughout..
-I sincerely apologise for any wrong grammar that i've made because immm fucking fed up by this kind of rule/hypothesis..-
If my english teacher mrs lee managed to blogroll till here i have no choice but to say sorrry==..
I understand that keeping hair short is part of neatness...
But does it includes trimming your hair to the extend of all these?
Keeping long hair = not qualified for standard of 3e1?
What the fuck is this rule?
Why? 3e1 is the best class in the whole school so their standard must be very high?
Does that mean that only people with short hair could rise to Poly and JCs?
Oh give me a break teachers...
doesn mean that you have a bad childhood, kept getting chased by teachers to trimm your hair can give you the right to order people to cut their hair you know?
I dont care what the heck happen to your hair..
I wont rebel because of short hair..
I didn say that i wont cut my hair..
I just hate these stupid mindset of retarded teachers that have this idea that only people with short hair can rise..
I'll damn prove it to you that even with this kind of hairstyle i can also get to singapore poly you know?
Do you want to go to polys and JCs to see what kind of hairstyle people adopt?
Oh please stop being a pri sch teacher..commanding this and that.
forget it, i dont wanna complain about this kind of lame subject..

Anyway, the results of biotechnology is out today.
And imm quite glad to announce..
That Canberra secondary, a neighbourhood school
Emerges a credit/merit for the open category.
Hey mind you...OPEN CATEGORY.
That means we're competing with high schools, independant schs.
JCs and even POLYs.

And proud to annouce, we actually became on par with Chung cheng high sch, raffles and others.xD
In fact evan saw our scores, we did slightly better den chung cheng..
OHH i hope they wont see this comment :X..
While others boast that they got first, second or even third out of 61 schs.
Hey please, look at the credits pls.==
special thanks to PROF this this and that that,
and whatever..
Some even had support from MOE if i remember?
And under our credit list..
We only had...Dr Nizam(eat already) and miss hamizah( school teacher assistor)
JUST LIKE DAT!!...hahas...
So what u wanna compare?
Imm like getting a little out of control...
Bt pls forgive me for being too excited..xD
As being a neighbourhood sch we've actually reached such achievements..

Its really tremendous.xD
And thats all...bb...

Labels: imm not gotta let this get over my happy mood of being top 10 among 60teams.